Top 10 Best Bra Puns

Our List of The Best Bra & Lingerie Puns

Sometimes we all need a good laugh, after all they say “laughter is the best medicine” so today we have compiled a list of the breast of the best bra puns and lingerie jokes. We hope these make you laugh as much as we did!

#10 - Support Bras

Who doesn’t need a little support sometimes?

Cute cartoon illustration of red and pink bras with smiling faces for a support bra pun.

Source: Coolpun

#9 - More of a belt at my age

Cartoon woman with curly hair and green sunglasses reading a book, illustrating a humorous bra joke about ageing.

Source: Quotesgram

#8 - A to T cup

Funny bra cup size cartoon showing three illustrated women labelled A cup, D cup and T cup.

Source: Pinimg

#7 - Now Hiring

Blue triangular bikini top with smiling cartoon faces on the cups, accompanying the breast job ever pun.

Source: Chzbgr

#6 - A Glass Half Full

Bra size joke on a pink background reading: If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra.

Source: Buzzfeed

#5 - Application Submitted

Hooters job application joke on a peach background with the punchline: Here, fill this out, referring to a bra.

Source: Yellowjokes

#4 - She Sells Seashells By The Sea Shore

Ariel from The Little Mermaid with bright red hair in a Disney-themed seashell bra joke.

Source: Throwbacks

#3 - The Key To A Mans Heart Is Through His Eyes

Cartoon mermaid with long red hair wearing a purple seashell bra, featured in a Little Mermaid lingerie pun.

Source: Throwbacks

#2 - Time For A New Bra

Pink underwire bra with adjustable straps, illustrating a funny joke about needing a new bra.

Source: Boredpanda

#1 - Someone Call An Uber?

Blue and beige cartoon bras with smiling faces illustrating a funny bra lift and Uber joke.